Unkie Chops stupid question thread.

[Chopper the ex Copper]

Thks sandwich or its components is definitely not.for sale.

 

[Chopper the ex Copper]

For sale, sandwich components...

Bread. Only used twice, so it's NOS.

Bacon. Rancid, curly, mouldy, inedible, but otherwise excellent condition.

Ketchup. Very rare, although you can buy it anywhere.

£££ Offers £££

No stupid offers, because I'm very offended when people tell me the truth.

 

[Johnboy]

Re:

You have PM.

 

[The History Man]

Can I dibs the rind for a friend who's building a 1976 Bedford burger van? Or would the BB (bread and butter) be good fir it as well?

 

[Chopper the ex Copper]

He's gone back in time to 1976, where he travelled to Bedford to build a van from burgers?

 

[Neil]

He's gone back in time to 1976, where he travelled to Bedford to build a van from burgers?

That explains the build quality and resliience, then.

They had a certain charm, though.

When I say certain charm, I mean they were qauint.

When I say quaint, what I really mean is they were very Fawlty Towers.

 

[legrandefromage]

brown bread or white bread?

 

[Chopper the ex Copper]

White of course.

 

[legrandefromage]

bleurgh!

I'm out.

 

[David B]

Team,

I've got a bacon sandwich I'm tempted to eat. I made it myself, and the ketchup is the original ketchup from Jimi Hendrix's sandwich, and the bread is the genuine prototype slice from a toaster made by Einstein. I truly believe this, though I have no evidence to support either claim.

Question is, do I eat it or hang it on the wall and look at it?

Einstein was a clever chap, but clearly toasters weren't his area - he got a slice of bread from toaster? Or was that proof of time travel - he could "un-toast" toast back to bread?

It's all to do with his Granary Theory of Relativity. Einstein's experimental toasters were hampered by their inability to deal with crumpets, muffins and Blackpool Milk Roll, as the bread had to be (mc) squared.

I'll get me coat.

David