Unkie Chops stupid question thread.

[The History Man]

Pre or post danepak takeover?

 

[Osella]

Re: Re:

Exactly what is the provenance of this bacon, anyways?

Geoff Apps created this bacon in 1967. His parents ran over a cow in their car, and Geoff nipped back to cut off a few rashers :facepalm:

Bacon from a Cow..??
Seriously impressive - just goes to show what they were capable of back in the day - none of this modern rubbish all knocked together in Taiwan from cheap Pigs!

 

[My_Teenage_Self]

I'm sick of this thread.

Mr. Chops, just admit that you're bragging about your Sammich, so that the rest of us may concede that you have the best contacts & fattest wallet. You know full well that most of use simply don't have the resources to assemble such a masterpiece. I'm sure by the end of the week it'll be a fridge queen, next to your equally unattainable 'Last weeks Sunday Joint (previously carved by Jo Burt)' and the legendary 'Plate of stale cheese (no doubt from the cows of KB himself)'.

I'm off to sulk over my boiled Faberge egg with turin shroud dippy soldiers.

 

[Johnboy]

Re:

Exactly what is the provenance of this bacon, anyways?

Geoff Apps created this bacon in 1967. His parents ran over a cow in their car, and Geoff nipped back to cut off a few rashers :facepalm:

Bacon from a Cow..??
Seriously impressive - just goes to show what they were capable of back in the day - none of this modern rubbish all knocked together in Taiwan from cheap Pigs!

This thread sums up all that's wrong with Retrobike. Some newbie joins and his 2488th post is about a 'unicorn' sandwich that actually turns out to be beef. I think we can now see thanks to Osella that it has in fact been badly butchered in an attempt to pull the wool over our eyes and purloin our cash.

I'm going to flounce off now like the prima donna I am until everybody on this site decides to agree with everything I say. I shall be checking in periodically to see how much you all miss me.

 

[Neil]

Re: Re:

I'm going to flounce off now like the prima donna I am until everybody on this site decides to agree with everything I say. I shall be checking in periodically to see how much you all miss me.

I miss you already.

 

[Chopper the ex Copper]

What utter rot! I'm not some posh owner of unicorn retro cow bacon sandwich trying to show how socially and financially superior I am. Just wait until I tell Tara Palmer-Tompkinson at the bingo tonight.

 

[legrandefromage]

I've just found a prototype bacon sandwich down the tip.

 

[The History Man]

What size is it? Probably too small for me as usual

 

[Mike Muz]

I've just found a prototype bacon sandwich down the tip.

Was it in the original packaging ?
Can I dibs for my Retrobike mate in Alaska that I've never met ? I'll pm him now just to check on the colour he was looking for .

Ta

Mike

 

[David B]

I've just found a prototype bacon sandwich down the tip.

Is it genuine or not though? Someone I know got fleeced on eBay buying an alleged Raleigh SBDU* cheese sarnie that turned out to be two tarted-up bits of Sainsbury's Basics sliced white with a Kraft Single in the middle.

David

*Snack & Butty Development Unit