Shrink; Okay mr Bas, please take a seat
Shrink; Tell me, what can i do for you?
Bas; Euhmmm,..Well, I kinda like old metal!
Shrink; Sorry ?, What?
Bas; Yes,..i kinda like old metal, shaped as bikes,....and you know what,..i think i am not alone!
Shrink; What? you are not alone?
Bas; No sir,..i think it is spreading around like chicken disease on wheels,..
Shrink; Oh my god!
Shrink; And what are the symptoms?
Bas; Well, I blame the internet,...on the 12th of December last year I was browsing around the internet for a picture of my bike and found an internet site;
www.retrobike.co.uk
I logged in,..became a member; 2,5 months later,..Bought 4 mountainbikes and searching daily for more,...
Shrink; I am afraid I can not help you,..I think you wil have to ask them for help!
Bas; Please HELP! me!