Respect you're other half!!

[Ian Raleigh]

Two guys playing golf and a funeral cortage drives past. One of the golfers stops his game and removes his hat then turns to watch
the procession pass. His mate sez 'I'm really impressed that you would stop, mid-game, to show such respect, to which, the first man replies....

'Well, we were married for 48 years'

 

[highlandsflyer]

Where is Les Dawson when you need him?