Grrr cats

[IDB1]

Buses dump diesel on the road too.. more dangerous than horse crap.

But I guess we could be back to registering all horses and collecting DNA from their birth and then cross-referencing dung dna with the database to identify the offending animal.

As was suggested in the dog thread :roll:

Still reckon it's some old outdated law about horses and their use.

 

[Neil]

Could it be because they crap on the road not on routes used by pedestrians ?

I've seen it on pavements - and far from a rare thing.

 

[Groundoggy]

Dog owners let their dogs piss all over the place, hump legs and sniff crotches like it's a normal thing. They should be forced to carry around a bucket to catch every drop. If some spills they should like it right up!

Our weather takes care of any liquid dog waste. Whereas a tomcat spraying takes some time to dissipate.
And my dogs neither hump legs or sniff peoples crotches. If you are constantly a victim of both of those things perhaps you smell like a bitch in heat and could do with a better personal hygiene regime.

At least us dog owners are aware of where our charges do their business. Unlike cat owners who allow theirs to roam freely and go wherever the mood takes them.

A little weather does not prevent the damage done to the grass that has been piddled upon and will soon be dying. Perhaps I could go after the dog owner to pay for resodding my lawn?

As for a tom cat spraying or rumors of cats defecating in gardens - I personally have NEVER seen any evidence and doubt this even occurs. In fact, I've seen cats drop out of the womb and walk right over to the litter box to take of their business. Furthermore, it is scientifically proven that cat sprayings are completely harmless and benefit the ozone layer. The debate is over on this scientific topic.

Dog owners however I think train their dogs to sniff people's crotches because the owner knows if they were to put their own nose down there a beat down would ensue. Something about living vicariously thru their pets to obtain some form of human contact I imagine. After all - The dog is a dog owners best friend - usually their only friend. Dogs are for people who can't make friends in the real world.

 

[IDB1]

Dogs are for people who can't make friends in the real world.

How come you don't have a pack of them then?

 

[saltyman]

if dogs ran free and could jump gardens theyd sh1t everywhere too.

im a dog and cat lover however....so have both, though i had to leave my 2 cats with my ex wife when i dumped her.....i now have 2 cats and 2 dogs at my girlfriends house.

they all get on with each other, but the cats are by far the simplest to look after.....dogs want attention all the time, then theres the walking and sh1tting they do.

couldnt live without either of them, shame one cat likes to eat the odd bird and the other is a fly and spider eating machine, the dogs just eat shoes and wreck the car

 

[IDB1]

the dogs just eat shoes and wreck the car

May just need a few more driving lessons..

 

[saltyman]

:facepalm:

 

[Neil]

if dogs ran free and could jump gardens theyd sh1t everywhere too.

Word.

 

[Chopper the ex Copper]

Horses? Zero emissions? That's a good one. Leaving aside the diesel burned by farmers to make their hay etc, I should think they fart like a good un, and methane is dozens of times more effective as a greenhouse gas than CO2.

You'll be telling us bicycles are zero emissions next!

 

[silverclaws]

Cyclists won't be attacked as the gubbermint is trying to promote cycling as a healthy activity for the population, to attack by hitting the pocket will drive people away, simples. As to attacking horse riders, no way will the wasters we have controlling us attack them, as horse riders fall into the elite category, they would be crapping on their masters feet and so will receive the shitty boot some time soon.

So as to dog owners, everyone has had the misfortune to stand in the biohazard dogs fire out of their ass at some point in time, so consensus is dogs must look to their owners and grin as they watch their owners curl their fingers through their steaming sloppy noxious pile as revenge for feeding the dog cheap food.