Grrr cats

Dog owners let their dogs piss all over the place, hump legs and sniff crotches like it's a normal thing. They should be forced to carry around a bucket to catch every drop. If some spills they should like it right up!

Why shouldn't I be allowed to sue a dog and it's owner for sexual harassment when my crotch is assaulted or my leg is treated like Lassie in heat? Time for dog owners to take control of their perverted vermin!
 
Groundoggy":lt0jf92n said:
Dog owners let their dogs piss all over the place, hump legs and sniff crotches like it's a normal thing. They should be forced to carry around a bucket to catch every drop. If some spills they should like it right up!

Why shouldn't I be allowed to sue a dog and it's owner for sexual harassment when my crotch is assaulted or my leg is treated like Lassie in heat? Time for dog owners to take control of their perverted vermin!

Because it is a British thing perhaps dogs are treated better than humans sometimes, what with Britain being a so called nation of pet lovers. Whatever an animal does, it will always be the fault of the owner and in cases of sniffing crotches, it will be ''aw, it's natural can't blame the dog for that'', where those same people have no problem blaming humans for their natural urges.
 
Groundoggy":v4ysctzh said:
Dog owners let their dogs piss all over the place, hump legs and sniff crotches like it's a normal thing. They should be forced to carry around a bucket to catch every drop. If some spills they should like it right up!

Our weather takes care of any liquid dog waste. Whereas a tomcat spraying takes some time to dissipate.
And my dogs neither hump legs or sniff peoples crotches. If you are constantly a victim of both of those things perhaps you smell like a bitch in heat and could do with a better personal hygiene regime.

At least us dog owners are aware of where our charges do their business. Unlike cat owners who allow theirs to roam freely and go wherever the mood takes them.
 
Talking of dog crap, there was a time when I was in Danmark where we were so fed up of hearing'' Made in Danmark'' by our host, where we were staying at night we had to travel down a road which was the sort of road where one had to walk in such a way one would appear to be almost leglessly drunk when they are not it was that bad for piles of dog crap, so one night armed with little Danmark flags, each pile got claimed on behalf of Danmark. Our hosts knew it was us that did it, but kept schtum, but a point was being made, no point denigrating others country's when one's own is far from perfect and as to the dog crap issue, Britain had cleaned it's act up on that regard years before in most places.

But as we had to traverse that road at night the initial idea was put lit candles in the mines, but they would provide a false sense of security, because the flames would blow out.

This was a road near a historic ( and there expensive housing), town centre in a tourist area of Danmark, what they call their lake district.
 
poweredbypies":2kgpk6a7 said:
Akula":2kgpk6a7 said:
Put orange peel in your garden, keeps cats away, they will dump in someone elses garden.

Why should I though? If my dog was to lay a steamer on next doors lawn sure they would be knocking my door to have a quiet word. Why should I have to cat proof my garden.

i offered a solution, so carry on with cat crap in your garden.
 
silverclaws":1out65zp said:
Could it be because they crap on the road not on routes used by pedestrians ?

And cause a number of motorbike accidents every year.

Maybe because they could be categorized as transport?

Probably some old law that's a few hundred years out of date.
 
But if horse crap presents a hazard to other road users, then sure riders should deal with the crap like dog owners have to. But then thinking about horses, how often are motorists up in arms about horses and horse driven vehicles on the roads, bearing mind they also are zero emission and so do not pay VED.
 
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