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[Neil]

"How very dare you" talk like that about the woman I love


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Lust has a very deceptive way of making you use the other 'l' word (hitherto tiptoed around) for about 15 minutes... oh, ok, about 5 then

 

[makster]

Milf

GILF :shock:

But ye would!!

Twice

G

Damn straight!
There's a girl who drinks in pubs local to me who we call 'junior Voderman' as she looks like a younger version.
Very tasty, but no Susanna Reid... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddP6EnUSy2s yum!!

 

[feetabix]

....reading this has made me laugh!....i bet she is damp in anticipation of a few beers and the subsequent sexuall assault from one of us...... .....in the second page of her statement she would say 'there were tyres in the dishwasher and every room smelled of gt85!'.....

 

[Whatleymeister]

Very tasty, but no Susanna Reid... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddP6EnUSy2s yum!!

I agree with this!. Mmmmmm, miss reid...

Like a rat up the proverbial drain pipe!!!

 

[Khane]

Ding, Dong!

 

[cyfa2809]

....reading this has made me laugh!....i bet she is damp in anticipation of a few beers and the subsequent sexuall assault from one of us...... .....in the second page of her statement she would say 'there were tyres in the dishwasher and every room smelled of gt85!'.....

Haha excellent.

 

[taffy]

Piss off you roughens
Me and Carol have something deeper :shock:

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What an unlit dungeon :shock:

 

[Jamiedyer]

CV

Yep, love is just a dimmer switch away

Jamie

 

[oldschool]

BBW all the way :shock:

 

[thesneaker]

Damn straight!
There's a girl who drinks in pubs local to me who we call 'junior Voderman' as she looks like a younger version.
Very tasty, but no Susanna Reid... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddP6EnUSy2s yum!!

Am i the only one who thinks Sian Williams is a saucy little monkey?