carol-vorderman

[RobMac]

Come on shes 51 and shes still tidy :twisted:

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[cce]

dont get me wrong, i've shagged worse, but the reality is not as good as the illusion.

 

[Jody75]

dont get me wrong, i've shagged worse, but the reality is not as good as the illusion.

Yeah, prolly got that onion breath thing goin on and a bit of leakage. And brussell sprout farts around about now too! :xmas-big-grin:

 

[RobMac]

dont get me wrong, i've shagged worse, but the reality is not as good as the illusion.

But is that not a little like saying supermodels would be good in the sack?

Give me a full figure woman with a bit of character any day!

I think this a lesson most of learned by the time we were, say, eighteen?

"Give me a full figure woman with a bit of character any day!"

Absolutely 100% correct

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[cce]

nothing wrong with a few curves, but a face like sandpapered intestines is no good.

 

[johntomjoe]

you dont look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire do you

 

[RobMac]

"How very dare you" talk like that about the woman I love


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[makster]

Milf

GILF :shock:

 

[Enid_Puceflange]

Milf

GILF :shock:

But ye would!!

Twice

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[RobMac]

Piss off you roughens
Me and Carol have something deeper :shock:

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