Carlito's Way

[Neil]

Any man who tells me he would not make love to Al Pacino is, in my opinion, of more dubious taste than the average WAG.

I would not make love to Al Pacino.

There, I've said it.

Phew, it was a weight off.

Must be like that initial bit of the 12 steps.

Fine figure of a man, he may be, and no doubt trendy it is, to be either curious or metro, it just makes me go a big rubbery one.

Any way, such questions in life can always be answered by a simple "What would Gene Hunt do?" (previously, could be answered by "What would Tyler Durden do?" but in this instance, I think Tyler would...)

Now I don't doubt, Shouty Al (no, the other one...) may make Gene look twice, and have pause for thought, I'm still pretty sure what he would do.

Sure-ish, anyways.

OK, I'm not fully confident.

Damn you and your charisma, Pacino, now I've got it in my head that you may actually be able to turn Gene Hunt... is there nothing sacred any more?