chris667":3004syru said:
Seriously, do mention this to the council. You don't want a fine.
I had a similar experience with the Irish traveller types I had a run in with the other week. I thought about all kinds of revenge. But in the end, I consoled myself with the knowledge that they would all die, poor and uncomfortable, in caravans that smell vaguely of chemical toilets. Thinking how awful the remainder of their lives would be I almost managed to feel sorry for them.
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Thats how gypo's get by, installing fear into the innocent so that they can get away with whatever they choose.
Around here the Police wont even go near them.
And if you think they die poor, then you are very very mistaken.
Tax dodging lawless scum of the earth.
Anyhoo.. Most of these suggestions are too blatant. What we needs are beautifully masterful diabolic schemes.
Rubbing chilli's on an old man's gusset...seriously?.. :shock: after you!
I like the horseradish plant idea, may spread onto your lawn though?
They make high pitch sirens too ward off asbo teenagers right? I wonder if theres an old person equinvalent?
Those blasted garden wind chimes drive me round the twist, get some super loud ones and hang em up every time you go out/away
Make a looped recording of a weird noise .... dog barking, whale noises, door slamming etc. Play it nice and
LOUD on your stereo when you go out. Keep the noises constant, about 30secs apart....will be like chinese water torture.
