Police complaint

[Steve Kish]

Homer Simpson, he say:-

It's funny because it's so true!

 

[Neil]

Homer Simpson, he say:-

It's funny because it's so true!

Hmm...

He also said:-

Purple is a fruit

too

 

[Iwasgoodonce]

I knew a bloke who was one of two rozzers on the Ilse of Scilly. Now there's an easy life right there.
I once wrote similar letters to Lloyds Bank (they replied) and Gordon Brown MP (didn't) to general amusement.