Cleaning white Porcs.

I've got some other stuff at work known as an advanced Isopropyl, it's made by Gard chemicals and called DEV-103, it's basically an alcohol based dry cleaning fluid designed for use in those spotting machines, they blast it through a garment as a vapour at high pressure to lift the stains and as you say..it evapourates instantly taking the stain with it.

As a liquid in a container it's room temp but put some on a cloth exposing it to the air and it instantly becomes zero degrees, you can only handle it with thick rubber gloves for a few seconds like liquid nitrogen.. put the cloth down and it frosts over with ice crystals.. weird shit but it's an amazing degreaser, non flamable too..
Non flammable! That's a bonus ! we had a barrel known as "48" no idea what that related to ..it came from a closed down moulding company...that stuff had a flash point at something like 35° iwith an invisible flame so you could be on fire without even knowing it 😆
 
With PORC WHITES being so rare I have tracked down two products, one from the the ‘States and one from Sweden which genuinely help.

PORC BLANC is available from a survivalist in Utah, which appears to be industrial bleach, it instantly turns your blackwall PORCs into white ones. It also burns your fingers off and dissolves passing cats.

PORC LENS (WHITE) are available from a disgruntled employee of a Swedish cycling eyewear company, who has set up production in the workshop behind his sauna. These innovative lens use radical spectrum manipulation (pat pending) to turn any tyre white, but works particularly well on onZa products. No need to buy expensive tyres, just don your PORC LENS and ride (Safety note: looking directly at the sun through these lens is dangerous and permanent eye damage can result. Looking directly at ti frames through these glasses can cause permanent envy and ego damage).
 
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Non flammable! That's a bonus ! we had a barrel known as "48" no idea what that related to ..it came from a closed down moulding company...that stuff had a flash point at something like 35° iwith an invisible flame so you could be on fire without even knowing it 😆

Pfft! typical of the British workforce always bloody complaining.. what's wrong with a little motivation?

Liz Truss was right (bet you never thought you'd hear me say that) you never hear the Chinese worker moaning about being on fire do you??
 
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