Thirsty anyone?....

Many years ago, when i lived in London, Youngs Brewery, god rest its soul, brewed Saxon Lager. One guy in the pub ( The Windmill, on Clapham Common), really reckoned it was the best thing since sliced bread, but it really tasted sh1t. We, and the bar staff reckoned that he couldn't tell the difference between it and a pint of piss.

Well of course he could, or so he claimed, and this ribbing went on for a while, but he still was berating all and sundrie for drinking real ale, and not Saxon.

So, one day the bar staff, fed up with this guy, collected a pint of piss, with some ice, and waited........he came in and ordered his Saxon and that is what they gave him. When he went to the loo, they swaped it over, and, sure enough, we all found out that he couldn't tell a pint of piss from Saxon larger. :shock:


Didn't point it out till he had finished though :twisted:
 
Urine contains amongst other things ammonia
I'm not prepared to drink the stuff no matter how well its marketed :?
 
I thought it was a well know fact that drinking piss raises the IQ level. they don't partake in the black country (need i say more).... :wink:
 
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