Please explain to me a 'pub bike'?

My grandad was charged with being 'drunk in charge of a Bicycle' in the forties...

personally, I think theres very little that competes in pure nerve/adrenaline terms than cycling 4 miles home in the dark on a canal towpath in winter after 6 pints of Hoegarden (HoooGartan!)
 
Hmm I think I should keep quiet here being that I now live in Australia... all I will say is that I'd much rather drink ride than drink drive.

Actually have spoken to a few coppers about this (ones I know, not ones that stopped me!) and their opinions were all basically "wouldn't bother unless you were doing something REALLY stupid". I think they have more important things to worry about on a Friday or Saturday night than one guy on a bike!
 
I go on pub crawls all the time. You can get a public intoxication ticket here in the US if you get busted. Luckily, I'm in a party town w/ lots of college students and the police is very relaxed. They are hard up on drinking and driving on automobiles...so they tend to ignore bike riders...
 
Drunk cycling has nothing on stoned riding, especially when you end up riding over the Bow fly-over in East London at 4 in the morning - ah the stupidity of youth!
 
cant rember how many hedges I have cycled into but loads also rember cycaling for 2 hours in the wrong direction on a cycle home once, ended doing a 5 hour night ride and sobering up in the process.
 
Drunk cycling has nothing on stoned riding, especially when you end up riding over the Bow fly-over in East London at 4 in the morning - ah the stupidity of youth!

pah! stoned riding! rubbish! Its all about riding on Ketamine these days. I say riding, I mean looking at a wheel for 3 and a half hours slowly dying inside, not being able to feel your legs and inadvertently shitting yourself once in a while.

Now thats FUN!
 
A bit late to the party (see what I did there?), but:

* A driving licence is just that: A licence to show you're considered competent to pilot the types of vehicles listed on it, having done some mandatory training and passed the necessary test.

So: Driving a motorised anything is done "under licence".
* This licence can be revoked if you break the relevant laws you agreed to when it was issued.

But: Riding a bike on the highway (in the U.K.) is done by RIGHT. Similar to the rights of pedestrians and horse riders to use the Queen's Highway without hinderance.

So, as it's effectively a "right of passage":

* There's no mandatory training nor test nor licence before you can ride a bicycle;
* There's no mandatory helmet law or similar (in the U.K.)
* And there is no lower (or upper) age limit to ride a bike.
* There's no way you can be banned from doing it (such as having your licence revoked).

Usually, one single "motor vehicles" licence covers all of them. So if you commit an offence on your motorbike it goes on your combined car/ motorbike/ truck licence.

But, because it's quite possible to cycle without having any other sort of licence (like with young kids who are too young to drive, and; because cycling is by "right" not by "licence")

This means that the law CAN NOT make a link between riding a bicycle and having offences or penalty points added to your "motorised vehicles" licence.

But, due to 1890s "Scorchers" etc. scaring pedestrians, you CAN be fined for "cycling furiously" and otherwise being a bit of a public nuisance.

And, like Scant's mate, you CAN be fined for breaking traffic regulations (like jumping red lights) but The Man could never transfer that onto a licence of any sort as penalty points etc. cos there's zero link between the two.

Basically, the law only really goes after cyclists if you do something in traffic that would put yourself or other people at risk.

As mentioned - it's mainly because nobody likes scraping up the remnants of ex-cyclists off the road.

Drinking and cycling is self-limiting, anyway, as you tend to fall off.
But not as rapidly as drink-skateboarding, which really IS asking for trouble [cough! :oops: ]
 
Ahh drink riding, takes me back that does. Once cut my head open trying to ride to some girls house whilst seriously pissed (I'd got a promise on :wink: )
Many years ago, Myself and some mates once got a bollocking off the plod for riding flat out through the stream that runs along the main street in Thornton le Dale and wetting the tourists- one off my riding buddies got into deep trouble as he was carrying a Specialized bong in his seatube cage :oops: inocent times!!
 

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