My missus birthday

[al]

Do you think...

An egg timer in shape of a cat, paper mask of Jedwood, bag of Maltesers and a pair of cheap gardening gloves that will fall apart the first time they are used! is enough?

Bare in mind we've only been together for 23 yrs, so i don't want to go mad.

al.

 

[gibbleking]

a new kitchen sink would go down well

 

[gavinda]

not like you have sex any more is it

 

[gavinda]

i gave my missus a cactus for her birthday once.


mind you i was a substance enjoyer at the time.

 

[Lysander]

Not after those get unwrapped, he wont.......

 

[al]

not like you have sex any more is it

What do you mean anymore??

al.

 

[cyfa2809]

Its not my birthday?

 

[t-stoff]

I gave mines a sgt pepper mill like this ;D

 

[gavinda]

'pepper mill'. Sure

 

[taffy]

Do you think...

An egg timer in shape of a cat, paper mask of Jedwood, bag of Maltesers and a pair of cheap gardening gloves that will fall apart the first time they are used! is enough?

Bare in mind we've only been together for 23 yrs, so i don't want to go mad.

al.

A fine list bar the Jedwood mask