Insufferable swot with a dictionary up 'is arse, innit?

[torqueless]

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Oh well.. since my infant socialisation has left me so eminently suggestible to well-meant advice from blithering elitists, I did indeed go out for a ride.
Naturally, being psychologically damaged riff-raff from the get-go, I couldn't be expected to get much more out of it than if I'd stayed put, apart from a little aerobic function.. which is nothing to be sneezed at..

 

[RadNomad]

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An ebay advert a while ago for a bike part, included the statement "will rap for postman".

 

[Silvergoat]

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hippity hoppity?