He's feart, fowk fi the weej shouldnae chuck stanes in glass hooses, his patters mare Rab C than us east coasters

(You lot type too fast, this statement makes no sense now :roll: )
Anyhoo, I'm actually a middle class chap from the gentle environs of Midlothian, well versed in polite conversation and the above sentence was only derived from my experiences of Dundee and Glasgow.............and who am I kidding, my home town of Bonnyrigg
We'd be delighted to see you LGF, come and see some proper hills