Here's Some Useful Advice....

[perry]

i spent last saturday night striping and regreasing hubs as well as giving the wheels a decent clean in the kitchen sink . 2am was spent cleaning the whitespirit and grease off the walls and from the sink . rock and roll

dont forget the " whats that smell ? " question oh and " what have you done today ? "

 

[Lysander]

Decoy her with a new pair of shoes and a bar of chocolate........it's the only way to jam their radar.

 

[gibbleking]

see you on the 6 o clock news being hung by ya bits off the local clock tower...........


oh to be a bit of waxoil on your wall when she comes back




ps heat a damp cloth up with boiling water to wipe up the mess...might help as the heat will melt the wax a bit..


ooooo what about a steamer wallpaper stripper thingie...

 

[legrandefromage]

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oh god oh god oh god!!!


....Arrrrggggh!!



PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''


oooooh yeaaaahhh......''