have you heard the one about...

[al]

Clive was worried, Nigel had a knife...

Is this all your own work or did you get an adult to help you?

al.

 

[johntheboy]

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit..




2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes..
I think they were Hovis Witnesses......

 

[David B]

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit..

Sandpaper....that reminds me, ought to get this toe-curler out of my system;

Q: What do you call a man wearing sandpaper underpants?

A: Dick Emery.

Better hurry up & get that coat, I suppose....

David