Animal Cruelty. Please help

[The History Man]

Apparently, if you cut a horse into halves and bang them together, they sound like a coconut.

 

[jimo746]

Apparently, if you cut a horse into halves and bang them together, they sound like a coconut.

Now we're finally getting to the animal cruelty mentioned in the topic title

but unless I'm mistaken... coconuts don't sound squishy do they? :?

 

[KermitGKona88]

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Of course if the horse was frozen solid first it would not be squishy :facepalm: :shock:

 

[LikeClockwork]

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I'm sorry, but I just have a Monty Python sketch in my mind now and it won't go away.... :facepalm:

 

[The History Man]

Or if Gunther Von Hagens had done his thing.

 

[KermitGKona88]

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I am now imagining a grotesque newtons cradle made of frozen half horses :shock: :facepalm:

 

[dyna-ti]

Proceed with caution, they are not as cute and innocent as they may seem:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_coconut

"ten times more dangerous than sharks". :shock:

 

[The History Man]

Probably latent rage at having stuff thrown at them for years.

 

[Skeelsie]

Drown them in the canal.

 

[dyna-ti]

Drown them in the canal.

Horses or coconuts :?