Absobloodylutely livid!!!

[one-eyed_jim]

Touch them with your madness thing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmIBsL3dVNQ

Touch them, touch them: make them swing!

:shock:

 

[alanf]

Lalandi/conifers? my new neighbour has three of them in his garden, on the property line, must be over 30 foot tall now and the roots are doing damage to his garage! he wants them gone but the other neighbour is makeing it difficult to do! they want a written letter stateing that he will pay for any damage done to their property during the removal and without this he cant do the work as at some stage they will need access to her property
this is from a woman that knocked on my door and told me that the tree in my garden is getting to big and if it does damage to her property she will sue me! I always hated the tree so I removed it......following day she knocked on the door complaining that I had killed said tree and it was such a shame as it was a lovely tree and you had no reason to kill it :? she also had a go at me as I killed a load of wild flowers she had planted in my lawn :shock:
thats just one side of me dont get me started on the guy that just moved out :x


and maggots through the letter box is another good one

 

[one-eyed_jim]

This girl rocks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blv5ZV6o2tk

 

[Dr S]

I'd drill three holes in the neighbour and pour nasty shit into him.

Eye for an eye :twisted:

 

[Mike]

Whats the watercress in the postbox one?

There's an urban myth about putting a lot of watercress seeds through somebody's letterbox (preferably blown a long way in) when they're on holiday. Then, pour water in and they'll grow into a watercress carpet by the time the neighbour returns.

A bit tame and lame if you ask me. Try knocking on his door. When he answers, punch him, and then again and again and again*. Continue until he agrees to pay for a new mature tree and admits that he did the original crime.

*Physical violence is not the solution to all problems. This post in no way condones violence, or the use of violence for either fun or retribution. Please think about the environment before you print this message. Please think about your wife before you spend another night surfing the internet for bike parts. If you dont want to think about your wife, you might want to think about somebody else's. Whatever you do, NEVER think about Olive from 'On The Busses'.

 

[alanf]

junk mail sift through the sunday paper going and fill out all the ads for brouchures and what ever other crap their selling :twisted: the sunday sport is a good one for this dutch porn shops send very good booklets and as you say he's had a stroke! mobility ads are a good way to show your support and help him I recomend filling in the ads for stair lifts and walk in baths, there are a few of these firms that are well known in the industry for not giveing up

 

[al]

What a horrible old b*****d

Whilst all these suggestions are amusing, I feel lysander is correct, killing him is the only answer.

You could film the murder as a warning to others.

al.

 

[TheGreenRabbit]

Only one way to settle this.....

.......Lalandi

or even Laylandii or if your being proper about it × Cupressocyparis leylandii

 

[The Ken]

If you are in a conservation area report it to your council planning department asap - so you don't get a fine in the future. Mention the bad attitude of you neighbour about the tree.

 

[Lysander]

Actually, I withdraw my advice and offer instead that you take off and nuke his front lawn from orbit- it's the only way to be sure.