when i was at uni i used to keep my 2001 gt backwoods(man that was a cool bike!) in the shower. perfect place really. when you were in the shower it could go anywhere in the flat as it wasn't in the way, then when you weren't in the shower the bike wasn't in the way! genius!
One lives in the spare room with my (considerable) guitar collection.
One lives in my hallway.
The other one is a box of bits in the shed at the moment at the order of my missus. Only once the frame is resprayed and the bike built up will I be allowed to bring it into the warm of the house
Strangely enough ,in the living room with me ,i say strangely because i live by myself in a three bedroomed flat,i've two spare b/rooms yet i dont keep or maintain it in either[i've only 1 bike at the mo]