Boils my piss! :evil: :evil:
A few years back a delivery driver in a 17.5 tonner with a tail lift reversed over the front of my Alfa and just pissed off. What really pissed me off is straight opposite was a bunch of smirking taxi drivers who 'didn't see a thing mate'. Tossers all!
Without starting world war three you can guarantee it was a women that dented your car. Sit for any length of time in a car park and you will see what i mean. They swing the door open and then turn round to retrieve bag/child/phone whilst banging their door into neighboring cars with their big arses in the air. One such bint dented the side of my van last year whilst fishing out her little darlings. I was sat in the van watching her and after the door hit for the third time I confronted her. She snapped 'Its a car park, the clue is in the name, cars, not vans- what do you expect?'. And then she stormed off. You should have seen her car- not a straight panel in sight!
After she left I stuck a big bogie under the drivers door handle. :twisted: