You shouldnt laugh but........

[al]

Well It sure beats your average vicar and large candle story.


al.

 

[David B]

It was only supposed to blow his b****y drawers off!

David

 

[stedlocks]

'.........My clothes suddenly fell off, I slipped, and the air hose went up my bum totally by accident......now let that be the end of it!!'

 

[jamabikes]

what he was doing was very dangerous.

he's let all the lorry drivers of the word down, he's let his country down but most of all he's let himself down.



i'm here all week, try the veal.

 

[Lysander]

........i'm here all week, try the veal.

You are Alberto Contador, and I claim my five pounds!!

 

[David B]

........i'm here all week, try the veal.

You are Alberto Contador, and I claim my five pounds!!

So, you're looking for £5....[ring, ring]....hold on, it's The Banker....oh, no, my mistake, I was getting things mixed up with Veal or No Veal.

I'll get me coat.

David

 

[Lysander]

Coat's already outside.

In the taxi.


The one with the engine running.........