You know you're getting old when............

[legrandefromage]

I still find farts hilariously funny. I dont care either.

Frrrrrrrrrrrpppppppptttt.

 

[The History Man]

Re:

But they now come with a higher risk factor.

 

[shedobits]

Re:

A Friend was given a birthday card entitled "Advice For Old Men"
1] Never wast an erection.
2] Pee every chance you get.
3] Never trust a fart.
But it could be good advise for old ladies too.