What's the worst film you've ever seen?

[tintin40]

To many to write.
Hollywood churns them out like cheap plastic toys in a Chinese factory :x

 

[lewis1641]

White noise .

i watched that with the mrs one night. we'd been surfing in the day and we were living in an upstairs flat so the wetsuits were hung over the bath drying out. there was a streetlight outside too...

so we were watching the film (i quite liked it actually) and i needed the loo. i'm creaping around the flat with no lights on, open the bathroom door and BAM 2 ghostly figures silouetted un the window. very nearly peed myself.

 

[Neil G]

rocky horror picture show :evil:

utter crap............

+1

Complete bollox

 

[Skeelsie]

Meet Joe Black, Too long, rubbish.
Farenheit 451, wannabe arthouse Pot Noodle munching University of Wales student toss.

 

[dyna-ti]

Where to start :shock:

 

[dyna-ti]

[Removed]
Can of worms

 

[kaiser]

I like half the films mentioned. Had the joy of hitting two belters the other week, Frat Party:taking poor acting and dialogue to a whole new level. Couples retreat: Vince Vaughen can normally raise a smile but this was woeful. Normally will sit through a film but these 2 were ejected in under 30mins.


On the flipside, I saw The Hangover recently and it was very funny

 

[jimihendrix]

Has anyone seen dead man's shoes? A brit film. First time i saw it i clicked on about half way through. It was so slow and seemingly un scripted i just HAD to keep watching to see if anything actually happens. Ended up rooted to the screen. Really really good film, just shot a little different.

Cracking film

Those dreadfull Transporter movies, just so many "oh come-on" (shouted at the telly) moments, like him chasing after his stolen Audi with a BMX bike :roll: , getting the bomb off the underside by corkscrew jumping it over a crane :roll: , he drives it into a river, what does he do ?, dries it out and carries on driving of course :roll:

Some bilge watched recently was Cloverfield, shot in a camcorder style (like Blair witch), was a novelty for the first 1/2 hour but was really annoying after an hour when you realised the movie was like that the whole way through :x

 

[dbmtb]

Any of the corny danish "family musical"-type films my wife loves to watc as of a saturday evening. No point naming any of them.

 

[coomber]

you are all wrong!!! :roll:


indiana jones and that crystal skull crap.

cos it wasn't just horrendous itself, it ruined the three previous films as a result.

southpark got their piss take spot on on that one! indy got bummed by george and steve!!

Funny, had this discussion in the pub last night. The excitement of the new Indiana jones film died within aminute of the start. What a pile of steaming crap that was.