What's the worst film you've ever seen?

[mikee]

stargate

no contest

 

[FMJ]

AI - 2 hours too long

The movie sucks, but it's cool to see Ministry playing on the roof of the robot death-match arena, though. Surprisingly, Steven Spielberg is a big Al Jourgensen fan, and has referenced the band in a number of movies.



Back to the task at hand. Absolutely the worst piece of bicycle related thespian treacle ever to grace celluloid. After 5 minutes, you'll be wondering why Costner and Bacon didn't win Oscars for American Flyers and Quicksilver. Gentlemen, I give you.....

There are clips on youtube. I refuse to take responsibility for linking them here. Consider yourself warned.

 

[lewis1641]

Captain something or other and the sky rockets of tomorrow or something like that. The worst film i've ever seen.

Has anyone seen dead man's shoes? A brit film. First time i saw it i clicked on about half way through. It was so slow and seemingly un scripted i just HAD to keep watching to see if anything actually happens. Ended up rooted to the screen. Really really good film, just shot a little different.

 

[GT-Steve]

I keep remembering diabolical films I've seen now:

Revolver - Guy Ritchey's masterpiece of dog-dirt shaped cinematography :cry:

 

[Lysander]

I find that previous statement to be unecessarily offensive to Dog Feculence!! :x

 

[lewis1641]

kill bill

 

[IDB1]

Shark In Venice (the one with that Baldwin chap. . .think it was called that)..

 

[perry]

White noise . Went to see it with a girl years ago , fell asleep

and don't watch transMORPHERS 2 thinking it's transFORMERS 2 hey wheres optimus prime and why didn't they spend any money on this film ?

 

[IDB1]

White Noise 2 was much better... imo..

 

[T'boo Ted]

Chicken Park... I dare you to watch it...