Strangest - Weirdest Xmas Presents !!

[neilll]

What's the Strangest - Weirdest Xmas Present you got this year?

I got one of these, quite bizarre but in a sad kind of way very useful....I take a banana every day to work and they get stuffed in my courier bag alongside a metal flask and lots of geek tools/sharp things and always got trashed, so VERY weird present that turned out good...

Neill

 

[stew-b]

i want one of them do they come in different shapes lol?? not all bananas are the same shape :?:

 

[stew-b]

http://www.bananaguards.co.uk/eshop/

looks like some kind of sex shop online

 

[neilll]

i want one of them do they come in different shapes lol??

Sadly yes they do..... http://www.bananaguards.co.uk/eshop/ They even do Glo in the dark ones :shock:

Apparently they fit all shapes

(I've yet to find one that doesn't fit but its only a matter of time....)

 

[stew-b]

read the FAQs,last question

 

[neilll]

read the FAQs,last question

 

[Lysander]

What size batteries does it take??........................

 

[jimmylad]

some "friends" once got me a blow up sheep! didn't know quite what to say when i open it in frount of the family! what do you say to a blow up sheep?? strangly my cat took to it rather well...

 

[barry2017]

One year, I was bought a comb by my sister.
Nice thought, until you realise I'm bald....

 

[J i m s t e r]

This year the mother-in-law was on form:

2 bars of expensive dark chocolate (I hate it)
Lee Evans Live DVD (I find him as irritating as sandpapering Euthymol into my bell end)

I bought her something electric but she won't sit in it...