Rubbish joke thread

[Grannygrinder]

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My personal favourite
What do you call a sheep with no legs?





















A cloud

Eye fank u

 

[DeletedUser006]

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves
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Russel


What do you call a dead man under a pile of leaves
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Pete

 

[jax13]

time for a multiple choice joke.......

whats blue and f's old ladys






a) hypothermia
b) me in my lucky blue coat

 

[JamesM]

two fish in a tank and one says to the other...........

..........so who's driving this thing? :| :facepalm:

 

[dyna-ti]

To be said to cheeky bearded blokes-

Just cos you have hair round your mouth ,it doesnt give you the right to talk like a c*nt

 

[David B]

Q: What do you call a man stuck inside a brown envelope?

A: Bill.



David

 

[pavement]

What nationality is Mr Sheen
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Polish

 

[ringo]

What do you call a man with a wooden head?


Edward


What do you call a man with two wooden heads?


Edward Wood


What do you call a man with three wooden heads?


Edward Woodwood


What do call a man with four wooden heads?


I don't know but I bet Edward Woodwood would!


Sorry....




Oh, and what's Brown & sticky



A Stick.

 

[REKIBorter]

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

 

[Kestonian]

What do you call a man with a wooden head?
What do call a man with four wooden heads?
I don't know but I bet Edward Woodwood would!

Why does Edward Woodward have so many d's in his name?
Because otherwise he would be called Ewar Woowar