Rolf Harris found guilty

Now that Rolf has been found guilty it can be reported that the Queen (god bless her) gave evidence in court.
She told the jury that when Rolf had finally finished her portrait he was not altogether happy with it and asked if he could return to the palace and touch her up.

Fnar...
 
Come Friday the judge will be performing the sentence on an etch a sketch.

Is it 5 Rolf? Or is it a 10?

Can you tell what it is yet?
 
Hooray, a thread about rape, time to crack open the big book of pedo jokes, because that's the decent thing to do. :roll:

It's always a bloody miracle whenever a pedo or even a regular kind of rapist gets convicted. I mean, rape victims aren't typically in any sort of emotional state to crack open the forensics kit and preserve their abuser's jizz samples.

Chopper1192":13713fu0 said:
Stick him in a cell with Bronson.

Agreed. It should be pay per view as well.
 
Just out of interest, what did people think about Glitter at the time? I wasn't around for the 70s, but looking at film & photos, even compared to other glam acts, he looks like an utter fruitloop with no visual appeal whatsoever (and no musical appeal either for that matter). Surely no-one ever actually thought he was remotely normal?

It's all LIES about Rolf, though. LIES.
 
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