Road bike rules

[kaiser]

http://www.velominati.com/blog/the-rules/

 

[Lysander]

Rule 51:

Livestrong wristbands are c*ckrings for your arms. You may as well get “tryhard w*nker” tattooed on your forehead.

 

[orange71]

Rule 37:

The arms of the eyewear shall always be placed over the helmet straps. No exceptions. We don’t know why, it’s just the way it is.

Ah yes. So right.