That has made me laugh quite a bit this morning - thanks!argonsixar":3mbjh96z said:Slightly off topic, but amusing.
A friend of mine was waiting at a bus stop in broad daylight, but in a slightly dodgy part of North London. A large bloke, staggered across the road clutching his stomach and pleaded with him to ring an ambulance as he thought he had a burst appendix.
My mate pulled out his ancient knackered looking Nokia 6310 and started to dial for the ambulance. At which point the large bloke made a miracle recovery and said "oh for f@cks sake" and walked off.