Retro aluminium frame - £25 posted! - Offers!

[samc]

£25 posted!

STAGGER home from the PUB on this retro beauty worth over ONE THOUSAND POUNDS*

It has an 'Ultra light' sticker on it.

PAY me £25 and I'll LITERALLY post it to you for free. Frame size is sort of 18" ish I guess, I'm 6 foot tall and it's a comfortable standover. I can measure it if you want GIVE ME A CHANCE my God.

MARVEL at the wheelies you can pull and the gazes you'll get as you WEAVE through traffic without a helmet and your VOMIT-stained waistcoat gets admiring glances from the ladies/gentlemen of your dreams and you INEVITABLY fall asleep in an unknown front garden with only your sturdy SCOTT for company**.

Frame material is 7005 aluminium, the number refers, of course, to the number of aluminiums used in its construction. It has a few scratches and dings but no dents or cracks, I've ridden it for many a happy month and it's NOT BAD ACTUALLY.



Here's another photo

*lies
**Scott frame does not make satisfactory lover

 

[drystonepaul]

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Nice sales patter.

Any chance of any photos of the vomit stained waistcoat?

Also, due to the colour scheme I'm worried it may attract wasps. Does it attract wasps...?

 

[Mike Muz]

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Is the mounting plinth included ? I could do with a new chopping board

Ta

 

[drystonepaul]

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Looks more like a shelf from IKEA's Ivar range.

 

[Mike Muz]

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Ah ,ok , balsa wood then

 

[samc]

Re: Scott frame! Aluminium oversize £35 wondernuts!

Plinth not included in sale, but if you come round I'll let you chop some veg on it if you'd like to bring carrots/courgettes etc with you.

Happy to help.

May be persuaded to sell plinth for £165 (£175 posted)
Grass £8

 

[Woz]

Re: Scott frame! Aluminium oversize £35 wondernuts!

What bit is oversized? I'm concerned that all my bikes are now undersized having read about this gem.

 

[Logic.Al]

Re: Scott frame! Aluminium oversize £35 wondernuts!

It might just be an oversized £35.

 

[samc]

Re: Scott frame! Aluminium oversize £35 wondernuts!

What bit is oversized? I'm concerned that all my bikes are now undersized having read about this gem.

You may well be right. First, a bit of history for you; the YECORA heralded Scott's ambitious entry to the crane-specific biking industry. 'Oversized' refers to the entire frame, as it is over a thousand feet high.

For scale, the wooden plinth is 700 yards wide, and the 'grass' is actually a substantial portion of the Forest of Dean. As you may know, after they'd finished work on this colossus, Scott moved onto manufacturing sexy scarves and garters for bridges.

Happy to help.

 

[samc]

Re: Scott frame! Aluminium oversize £35 wondernuts!

I THINK £35 IS A REASONABLE PRICE FOR THIS PIECE OF HISTORY :shock:

Thanks! You're right! I agree! Kind of you to point that out!