Please tell me a really....

[kaiser]

10 Cows in a field, which one is on holiday?





the one with the wee calf.

 

[kaiser]

Parrot sitting on a perch, "can you smell fish?"

 

[kaiser]

What kind of shoes do the Three Musketeers wear?

Dark tan yins............

Three jobbies in a pan, which one is the musketeer?


the dark tan yin.

 

[Iwasgoodonce]

Two pools of sick were walking down an alley when one becomes emotional and starts to cry. "What's the matter mate?" asks the other. "I was brought up around here," he replied.

 

[alanf]

If there are three teddy bears in the airing cupboard which ones the soldier?

The one playing on the tank

Which one is the Scottish one?

The one playing on the pipes

 

[nayfinesse]

Here's one from my daughter......

Doctor, doctor my nose is all blocked up i don't know wether it is been caused by sniffing some freshly bought herbs or it is blocked up with semi dried mucus...



Doctor:dont blame it on the good tyhme blame it on the bogie.

 

[DM]

How do you get a fat girl into bed?















'piece of cake.

 

[Lysander]

What has four legs, and flies?






A deid horse..........

 

[Grannygrinder]

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?










A cloud :roll:

 

[Lollipops]

Ok, as GG has started with the Welsh ones ...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?






A woolly jumper!!