Please tell me a really....

[barry2017]

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Pakistani man walk into a bar.

What a fine example of racial integration.

 

[legrandefromage]

'Dave' walks into a bar - 'I'll have a pint please'


Barman says 'get the **** out of here you ****bag!!!'




'Dave' had already forgotten the fact that he'd ****** the barmans wife and got caught the night before.

 

[fatfixie]

What's Orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

 

[barry2017]

What do frogs drink?

Croaka cola.

 

[legrandefromage]

How many STW members does it take to change a light bulb?








Three, one to change it an two to argue whether its period correct....

 

[stuartb74]

what do you call a mexican who has had his car stolen?








carlos !

 

[legrandefromage]

What do you do if you see a spaceman?







Park in it man...

 

[Pfennig]

I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing
a cat in there.

 

[Lysander]

The Book of Revelations says the Number of the Beast is 666, but nowhere does it say what the area code is..........

 

[crafty]

I played a recording session with Acker Bilk recently. That was a laugh I tell thee. He turned up, unpacked his clarinet and told this joke..

'A comedian was asked what his favourite type of gig was. He replied, 'Old peoples' homes, cause they piss themselves before the punch line.'

I thank you. I'm here alternate Wednesdays.

Ed