Please tell me a really....

[legrandefromage]

Whats brown and sits under a piano?




Beethoven's last movement.

 

[orange71]

I just read an article on the dangers of drinking....

Scared the sh*t out of me.

So that's it!

After today, no more reading

 

[Lysander]

What kind of shoes do the Three Musketeers wear?

Dark tan yins............

 

[legrandefromage]

Whats brown, steaming and comes out of cows backwards?







Isle of Wight ferry

 

[legrandefromage]

An englishman, irishman and a scotsman walk into a pub







Barman says 'is this some sort of joke??'

 

[legrandefromage]

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?







Hatstand.

 

[legrandefromage]

Packet of crisps walks into a pub and asks for a pint








Barman says 'sorry, we dont serve food'.

 

[Tallpaul]

What's green and if it fell from a tree would kill you?




















A Snooker Table.

 

[cyfa2809]

time for icelandic volcano jokes yet? maybe i should let the dust settle first

 

[fatfixie]

Celine Dion walks into a bar

Barman says "why the long face"