Papers aye!!

[al]

A football fan in Manchester sees a vicious dog attacking a pram... He's run over, fights the dog and kills it. A reporter from Manchester Evening News says to him "You're a hero and I can see the headlines now"

UNITED FAN SAVES BABY FROM DOG ATTACK!!

The fan says "I'm not a united fan" the reporter says "ok"

CITY FAN SAVES BABY FROM DOG ATTACK!

The fan says "actually I support Liverpool". "ok" goes the reporter

SCOUSER MURDERS FAMILY PET!


al.

 

[Alison]

Dear oh dear

I like the fact he fights the dog despite being run over

Alison

 

[unkleGsif]

Would be accurate, if we are talking about The Sun :evil:

G

 

[tintin40]