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I love cooking! Did an amazing Italian pasta dish tonight, loads of mushroom and garlic. Put cast iron pan in the oven, take out of oven and put on hob, moments later pick up pan to move it only this time no oven glove, drop pan (not spilling contents) run to sink and run hand uder cold tap. Eat very garlicy meatballs, pasta and mushrooms, mmmmm. I now stink of garlic, have an incredibly sore hand with lots of burn marks on it. I'm sitting here clutching an ice cube in one hand and typing with the other. My doctor's surgery is closed, the minor injuries unit shuts at 5pm (because people never injure themselves outside of this time), the nearest casualty is 12 miles away and I don't drive. The strongest painkiller I have is asprin. It's all a bunch of arse!

I am a proper plonker and deserve no sympathy.

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Ow. It's horrible burning yourself, isn't it?
Hope it clears up soon fella. Pity you don't drink, would be an excuse to clutch a cold beercan.
 
i believe in fixies":kwl2p9uq said:
I love cooking! Did an amazing Italian pasta dish tonight, loads of mushroom and garlic. Put cast iron pan in the oven, take out of oven and put on hob, moments later pick up pan to move it only this time no oven glove, drop pan (not spilling contents) run to sink and run hand uder cold tap. Eat very garlicy meatballs, pasta and mushrooms, mmmmm. I now stink of garlic, have an incredibly sore hand with lots of burn marks on it. I'm sitting here clutching an ice cube in one hand and typing with the other. My doctor's surgery is closed, the minor injuries unit shuts at 5pm (because people never injure themselves outside of this time), the nearest casualty is 12 miles away and I don't drive. The strongest painkiller I have is asprin. It's all a bunch of arse!

I am a proper plonker and deserve no sympathy.

:(

could only happen on a monday :lol: :lol:

if you have young kids then you should have sudocrem (it's for nappy rash but it works wonders on burns too :D)
 
Hold it under cold running water for ten minutes. Is the burnt area larger than say 3-4cm? How deep into the skin does the burn go?
 
chris667":2spcbixh said:
Ow. It's horrible burning yourself, isn't it?
Hope it clears up soon fella. Pity you don't drink, would be an excuse to clutch a cold beercan.

Cheers Chris, you reminded me that I have bottles of Grolsch in the fridge for visitors. I've cracked one open and am clutching its glassy coolness and anaesthetising the pain with alcohol, well trying to.
 
big.eck":sglg8aiq said:
if you have young kids then you should have sudocrem (it's for nappy rash but it works wonders on burns too :D)

Genius, I don't have kids but I'm off to Sainsbo's for a tub.

Iwasgoodonce. Held it under the tap for 10 when I did it, covers pretty much the whole palm, dunno how deep though.
 
We have a word for tha in our kitchen its Dickhead !! been ther don that, just remember, it tasted better than any thing you could have gone out and eaten, well thats what i tell myself evry time I burn my self whilst cooking . . . like the ****head I am.
 
Sudocreme, amazing stuff! More effective than your mum kissing it better when you were a kid or the magic damp sponge that gets wiped over wimpering footballists.

TheGreenRabbit":b10i8me7 said:
just remember, it tasted better than any thing you could have gone out and eaten

Hell yeah, it was bloody amazing! So much garlic, fresh herbs from the garden... I can still taste it every time I burp. mmmmm
 
if it gets that bad that you can't sleep , wrap it in cling film . honestly it works :D mind you if it's that bad you should goto a&e tbh.....

if your wondering where i'm getting all the info from , i'm a welder ! theres hardly a part of my body i have'nt burnt :lol: :lol: :D
 
do you have an aloe vera plant in the house.if yes the snap astalk open and squeeze the goo onto the burns area....this always is a good natural remedy that works.
 
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