I love cooking! Did an amazing Italian pasta dish tonight, loads of mushroom and garlic. Put cast iron pan in the oven, take out of oven and put on hob, moments later pick up pan to move it only this time no oven glove, drop pan (not spilling contents) run to sink and run hand uder cold tap. Eat very garlicy meatballs, pasta and mushrooms, mmmmm. I now stink of garlic, have an incredibly sore hand with lots of burn marks on it. I'm sitting here clutching an ice cube in one hand and typing with the other. My doctor's surgery is closed, the minor injuries unit shuts at 5pm (because people never injure themselves outside of this time), the nearest casualty is 12 miles away and I don't drive. The strongest painkiller I have is asprin. It's all a bunch of arse!
I am a proper plonker and deserve no sympathy.

I am a proper plonker and deserve no sympathy.
