Mayhem 2020 cancelled due to apocalypse

[Retro Spud]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Norfolk n luck

Just for you Nobby and perhaps then you’ll give things a rest


The Jill Dando door step challenge
Fred West gardening club
Fat kids always win at SeeSaw
Your mother's no thief, but u should see her snatch.
Stephen Hawking's School of Dance.
The Douglas Bader rambling club

 

[legrandefromage]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Bike Stand by me
Good Gear Hunting
Lost in Gear Changing
No Pedalling for Old Men
The Exage-ist
Far-to-go
7 Shimanuri
Inglourious Tedious

 

[Cloister]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Stephen Hawking's School of Dance.

That's a winner

 

[The History Man]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Can you hear the screaming of the cams claris?

 

[Retro Spud]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Sorry but here’s a few more for Nobby


Spooning leads to forking
We like to come from behind
Our couch pulls out ... but we don’t
Titanic Swim club
E=MC hammer
We’re your Mums illegitimate kids
Lance Armstrong finally has the ball to come clean !
Nobody puts Swayze in a coffin

 

[My_Teenage_Self]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

The Crying Game? *









* Honestly, it's a weak attempt. I'm not even apologising.

 

[Retro Spud]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Ooooo burn - thank god he wasn’t 20 years younger or he would have propper lamped me.


Anyway where did the last three pages of madness come from - I blame Jussa as this thread was almost in hibernation mode until he put up his hand and then Tim had an idea about needing a name for the team
Some Very good suggestions from LGF
Best bike themed one so far for me is Attack of the 50t chainring


Anyway Nobster our Pervy Cumbrian hillbilly a few more from me to you...

Nine inch males
Camouflaged condoms - She never saw us coming
50% of the time we win everything
Crouching women, hidden cucumber

 

[BerthaPog]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Retrobike - The Land that Taste Forgot

 

[nobby the sheep]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Norfolk n happy

 

[Stodgy]

Re:

I can’t compete with the wit and good taste of you lot, but if we’re doing county based names, and it is based in the midlands, how about?

Leicester go wrong.

More generic crappy ideas:

Hypergliders
Don’t believe the Hyperglide
The biopacemakers
All thumbies and fingers
Sprocketeers
Fat Tired Fryers