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Would it be difficult to loose a stone and half? At my young age of 45. Would like to be sub 10stone again.
 
depends on height and bone structure,

if you have moobs and a gut thats your best start but actual weight may not change if you end up all muscles
 
That should be easy!!

Step 1: fall in love
Step 2: let the Bitch break your heart
Step 3: Get depressed

This worked for me i lost nearly 5 stone or about 30% of my weight over 8 months, i kept repeating step 3, can laugh about it now, goodluck
AB.
 
Do it the way I did 5 years ago :roll:

1. Get toothache

2. Go to emergency dental hopspital /get tooth removed/ dont go to work after because you feel drowsy

3. Wake up at home feeling like you have been mugged & have a swollen cheek / go to bed

4. wake up the following morning with a massive swelling under your chin / go back to dental hospital

5. Get sent from dental hospital to local infirmary to get "strong antibiotic's" :roll:

6. Get X-rayed and put under the knife under general anisthetic withina half hour of arrival :shock: :shock:

7. Spend the next 10 days on iv glucose and morphine / throat so swollen I couldnt even swallow my own saliva, plastic surgery under chin & plastic drains put in place :shock: :shock:

If I remember correctly, I lost just over 2 stone in the ten days

Still have a 2" scar under my chin
Pretty much the most awful time in my life (so far)

wonder if I can sue??? :lol:

Gc
 
suburbanreuben":3dbwlh32 said:
Go to India for a week or two. That'll do the trick! :wink:

Odd you should say that. The wife wants to go there soon. But i want to go to Japan again & again & again.......

As for falling in love. On the the 3rd & final wife. So have tried that.

No gut or moobs.

Some good advice :D
 
tintin40":30t9aiz1 said:
Would it be difficult to loose a stone and half? At my young age of 45. Would like to be sub 10stone again.

Get a leg torn off in a horrific accident.........pretty easy if ye stand in the right place, and takes just a second or two..........
 
Lysander":3rmo99fu said:
tintin40":3rmo99fu said:
Would it be difficult to loose a stone and half? At my young age of 45. Would like to be sub 10stone again.

Get a leg torn off in a horrific accident.........pretty easy if ye stand in the right place, and takes just a second or two..........

True and have a nice sexy carbon ti replacement leg fitted.
 
Why would you want to be under 10 stone ?

You could take up smoking , or heroin :lol:

Buy more stuff and you wont be able to afford food :lol:
 
perry":2n4927wd said:
Why would you want to be under 10 stone ?

You could take up smoking , or heroin :lol:

Buy more stuff and you wont be able to afford food :lol:

That is true. BITD i was 9 1/2 stone. Is a stone & 1/2 a lot to loose? doesn't sound much?
 

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