For Sale LGF's Patented 'Enshitening' Spray

[legrandefromage]

Hi and welcome to my sales page!

From the people that brought you 'Retro Air' for that completist 90's build

and

'Thorn in a Can!' for those oh so funny moments of letting your mates tyres down

We present LGF's Patented Enshitening Spray!

Turns any bicycle into an instant classic!

See that S-Works SL7?? Let Enshitening Spray turn it into an instant classic!


See that 2022 TREK SUPERCALIBER 9.9 XX1 AXS?

Bring it down to earth with Enshitening Spray!!



Enshitening Spray! Buy today!

 

[freddok]

Very cool !! Can I order a 12 can's pack ? What's the shipping charges to France ?

 

[Matt-k]

Is this just for bikes or will it work on my neighbors car?

 

[legrandefromage]

It will work with anything from JLR - only a tiny bit is needed!

 

[velofrog]

Think I’ll wait until the unshitening spray comes along

 

[KermitGKona88]

Will this be available in a 5ltr maxi pack? LGF are you in any way related to JML or K-Tel..?

 

[Tootyred]

Do you offer an application service, or are full instructions and appropriate ppe included?

 

[legrandefromage]

Appropriate PPE included otherwise its:

 

[KermitGKona88]

Full instructions and PPE are a must, I have obtained a picture of some early test carried out on this product...

 

[legrandefromage]

*Bell optional