Karma Late 80's Raleigh USA Technium Frameset

[electronicaeric]

these are the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend:

Beautiful Intelligent Gentle Thoughtful Innocent Trustworthy Sensible

or, in short, BIG T1TS

GLW karma mate,but I dont need it.Feel free to put anything else in my box for tommorow though

 

[electronicaeric]

I said to my two-year-old son, "Now, what noise does a cat make?"

"Miaow!"

"Good, but do you know what noise a dog makes?"

"Woof woof!"

"That's right! Now tell me what noise a cow makes?"

"David, if you even think about going out to that ******* pub with your friends then you can forget about ever being let back in this house!"

 

[electronicaeric]

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street .

He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

 

[Racin'snake]

these are the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend:

Beautiful Intelligent Gentle Thoughtful Innocent Trustworthy Sensible

or, in short, BIG T1TS

GLW karma mate,but I dont need it.Feel free to put anything else in my box for tommorow though

Ha.....you may get a surprise.....can't promise it will be a good one tho.....depends if I can be arsed to undo the box!

 

[electronicaeric]

I wont post anymore as it is supposed to be a for sale thread

OK one more.What do you do if you see an elephant coming at you :?:







































Swim

 

[oldave]

Why do little ducks walk softly?





Cos little ducks can't walk, hardly.

 

[Racin'snake]

Why do little ducks walk softly?





Cos little ducks can't walk, hardly.

Thats terrible.

 

[oldave]

CLEAN, though!

 

[MADB]

OK its the first jock my daughter bought home from school quite a few months back now.


How do you make Lady Gage gage cry..............


Pokerface, well it put a smile on my face












28 year old she is

 

[Racin'snake]

I think the "any old iron" men are gonna get this one at this rate!