Wizard of OZ
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See my point 3 about roadies & their bikes off road.
Just get a proper MTB and enjoy it!
Just get a proper MTB and enjoy it!
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Mike
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Wizard of OZ":f3slh68b said:
I have 3 proper MTBs and I do enjoy it. Especially riding past slow chubsters at trail centres, wheezing their way up the slightest incline like Ivor the Engine and sucking on their camelbacks every 30 seconds.
Get a road bike and take time to embrace it. You might like it.
gerryattrick
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Am I too late for the quiz:
1. They ride on the pavement when there's a perfectly good road
2. They still dress like 15 year old BMXers even in their forties and beyond
3. They use tyres pinched from a Massey Ferguson, even when they never go offroad
4. They treat footpaths as racetracks, even when there are walkers on them
5. They ruin perfectly good areas of the countryside
6. Their little legs go like the clappers in low gears up the slightest incline
7. Their bikes have got more springs than a slumberland mattress (except for retrobikers)
Oops sorry. wrong forum.
1. They ride on the pavement when there's a perfectly good road
2. They still dress like 15 year old BMXers even in their forties and beyond
3. They use tyres pinched from a Massey Ferguson, even when they never go offroad
4. They treat footpaths as racetracks, even when there are walkers on them
5. They ruin perfectly good areas of the countryside
6. Their little legs go like the clappers in low gears up the slightest incline
7. Their bikes have got more springs than a slumberland mattress (except for retrobikers)
Oops sorry. wrong forum.
gerryattrick
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Je m'excuse, il devrait avoir été en "Retro Classic Road Forum", peut-être. :roll:
neilypullsawheelie
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1)Gel is for your hair, not for eating man!
2)They use something called 'tubs' on wheels, WTF are tubs?
3)Computerised Heart Rate Monitor training programmes - get a life!
4) Blokes of pension age wearing lycra and blocking country roads!
5) Arm warmers - what's wrong with long sleeves like?
2)They use something called 'tubs' on wheels, WTF are tubs?
3)Computerised Heart Rate Monitor training programmes - get a life!
4) Blokes of pension age wearing lycra and blocking country roads!
5) Arm warmers - what's wrong with long sleeves like?
Mike
Retro Guru
neilypullsawheelie":2khcuf02 said:
Ah, now I see. This is a common complaint by the unfit baggy-short brigade. I thought it was just inconsiderate and dangerous drivers that complianed about CYCLISTS on the roads, I never realised it was our own cousins doing the complaining.
If there is a God, the karma prize HAS to be a lycra outfit. Please God, Allah, Budha, IF you exist, please use your mighty powers to teach the baggies the joys of skin-tight, figure-hugging, lunchbox-enhancing lycra.
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