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[djoptix]

What do you expect in general chat? Intelligent conversation?

 

[pete_mcc]

May I add until to the list please? It only has one L not 2.

That is all.

Cheerio.

That's a good one, I'll add the following:

1) Awesome not awesum or awesom.
2) 'One of', as in 'I'll have one of those', not 'one off'.
3) Avoid using a comma before an and.
4) Thousands of exclamation marks does not make a point more worthy of reading, in fact the opposite is more often the case.
5) A winking emoticon does not exonerate you from posting something derogatory; it just makes you look like a patronising twat. Patronising means I am talking down to you . If you want to be rude have the courage of your convictions.
6) English words don't use Zs in them frequently (that's 'Zed' not 'Zee'), American words often do. Here I am avoiding patronizing you too much.
7) In most modern browsers a red line under a word in a text box means you have spelt a word incorrectly. A green line means you've probably used the words in the wrong order. A combination of both either means you've been dribbling on the keyboard again or have mistakenly used your forehead to type instead of your hands.
9) Avoid lists that run past 7 points as an 8 and a bracket, when used together, create another of those bloody emoticons (or thick man's punctuation); the .
10) When participating in a thread regarding grammar, punctuation and spelling always expect that it will descend into a thread about catching other posters out with regards their spelling, grammar and punctuation. Also expect that, at some point, someone will use the ‘pedantic/pendant’ trump card.

 

[legrandefromage]

I'm still giggle at 'asshats'

 

[TheGreenRabbit]

I hav justt stummbaled inta tha Grummy Old Menn FoRRum !!!!!!! :?

 

[Tad]

I'm still giggle at 'asshats'

That was funny and...

Emoticons (thick man's punctuation)

...is making me chuckle too.

 

[al]

I hav justt stummbaled inta tha Grummy Old Menn FoRRum !!!!!!! :?

I no innit just a waist of time all this stuf about yoozing the write proper speek?

Itz mor the sentyment than the writting.

ya kan be the mostest best speller in the worlds and stil be a proper COCK!!

al.

 

[grahame]

I'm still giggle at 'asshats'

Shouldn't that be "Arsehats" or, possibly, "Donkeyhats" in the UK?

 

[al]

I'm still giggle at 'asshats'

Shouldn't that be "Arsehats" or, possibly, "Donkeyhats" in the UK?

Surely, "I'm still giggling at asshats"?

I do like the look of a donkeys in a staw boaters, they look cute and are sometimes called Buttercup or Bernard.

al.

 

[David B]

I'm still giggle at 'asshats'

Shouldn't that be "Arsehats"

Sounds like an item of football merchandise they might flog in the club shop [1] at the Emirates.

David

[1] Birmingham City's club shop now sells wallpaper. The pattern's OK but you can't get the stuff to stay up.

 

[David B]

I hav justt stummbaled inta tha Grummy Old Menn FoRRum !!!!!!! :?

I no innit just a waist of time all this stuf about yoozing the write proper speek?

Itz mor the sentyment than the writting.

You are a lolcat, and I claim my £5. Can I has it nao plz?

David