After she left I stuck a big bogie under the drivers door handle
I'd have kicked the quarter in

and where are these vanparks then ?
I sold one of my mk1 escorts when I moved to a house that lacked a drive ; there was no way I would have left it on the side of a main road . I got a mk2 cortina and one morning found someone had thrown a rock at the door , it was a rare colour for that model too . A previous owner told me it had once been used in a robbery , so it led a very troubled life
Mk2 I had before that was a one owner from new so was solid but the old gent would only ever drive it to the pub , get merry and drive home swiping parked cars on the way ; so it was covered in dents , the whole left side was stoved in

whenever I abandoned it nobody would park anywhere near it .
Someone stole my 100Es petrol cap , what use would that have been to anyone ?
a mate woke up one morning to find someone had walked over her mk2s roof
I'm glad I work a 5 min walk down the road so don't need a car , I'm always paranoid about leaving one of my metal boxes sitting somewhere . Whenever I would leave the stripped out mk1 escort anywhere I was always filled with joy to come back to it and found it hadn't been half inched .