Famous people we know ???

[David B]

I live a few hundred yards away from Richard Hammonds castle and yes he is a dick

But is he a real hamster?

David

Can Hamsters can fly a Helicopter, drive Morgans and get banned from the local for being a cock?

Oh, and you left "excruciating Morrisons commercials" off that list....

David

 

[russ77]

My Sister in law was in that awful '' Lloyd Grossmans punk band'' for a while,what dross. Her husbands sister is a well known SKY female sports presenter.

Small world. I was an usher at their wedding in 2010!

Me? I once went to Butlins and the family from the Heinz tomato soup adverts were there and I nearly got run over by John Major on a mountain bike a couple of weeks back. Didn't see what make it was. Probably a Trek though, right?

Phil Lesh, now that is cool!

 

[cyfa2809]

I had Sunday lunch at Cate Blanchett's house a few weeks ago. Lovely person but her roast tatties were poor.

Breaking in and eating a famous person's left overs doesnt count. What else did you get up to in there? What does her bedroom look like? Wink.

 

[rosstheboss]

I went to school with Preston from The Ordinary Boys and got in lots of trouble for weeing on him when we were about 10.

N.B. He is, as we all know, a cock, so just to reinforce the point please let it be noted that after calling Simon Amstell from Nevermind the Buzzcocks "A public school twat" I had to laugh as I went to public school with him. He has also starred in numerous tv programs as a child, including, hilariously enough , a Muppets film! Nob.