Ever swallowed anything big?

[Pickle]

Only swallowed small stuff with no ill side effects.

Loads of crap in the eyes though; they really hurt!

 

[Stick Legs]

M6 purple allen bolt.

Doing bike maintenance in the kitchen, on lino, in socks.

I slipped.

Lesson learned,
a) wear something that grips.
b) don't use your lips as a 3rd hand.

 

[xerxes]

M6 purple allen bolt.

Doing bike maintenance in the kitchen, on lino, in socks.

I slipped.

Lesson learned,
a) wear something that grips.
b) don't use your lips as a 3rd hand.

That really did make me laugh out loud.

I often use my lips as a 3rd hand, haven't managed to eat anything yet though.

 

[Slow6]

I swallowed a 2p once.

Cheap bugger


In my youth I picked up the wrong beer can at a party and swallowed a cigarette butt.. very very unpleasant :shock:

 

[Andy R]

No, yessir - never have

 

[kaytronika]

M6 purple allen bolt.

Was it still purple when it....

No, bad kay.

 

[MartinYorkshire]

haha the M6 bolt sounds nasty. Come to think of it, a lot of these do.

I'm still coughing badly today. Hope I didnt get an infection from the damn bug. Ugh.

 

[Piperdave]

Hi all,

not on a bicycle, but a motorbike...i was following my friend at some speed, and it was his want to sing, as the day was such a nice one ...weaving in and out of country lanes .....we had no clue, as we approached the bridge, that the pidgeon need to make more space for lunch..... :shock:

It came out as quickly as it went in, but must have reached, (no pun intended), the bottom.

Needed beer to wash away the taste...any excuse...

Dave

 

[MartinYorkshire]

Hi all,

not on a bicycle, but a motorbike...i was following my friend at some speed, and it was his want to sing, as the day was such a nice one ...weaving in and out of country lanes .....we had no clue, as we approached the bridge, that the pidgeon need to make more space for lunch..... :shock:

It came out as quickly as it went in, but must have reached, (no pun intended), the bottom.

Needed beer to wash away the taste...any excuse...

Dave

Your mate actually had a pigeon in his mouth? LOL

 

[cyfa2809]

pidgeon poo!!!!

ive swallowed parts of certain animals but that was just a normal meal