Ever swallowed anything big?
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i got a fly stuck in my head the other week.
yes, in my head!
it landed in my eye, in the yard at home, tried to flick it out looking in the car wing miror and it kinda vanished round behind my eye. this was one of the most uncomfortable things i have ever experienced, 3 hours later it rolled around the front and the missus managed to flick it out for me.
it was a couple of weeks ago now so the chances of it laying a million eggs in the back of my head and me turning into jeff goldblum are getting slimmer by the day
yes, in my head!
it landed in my eye, in the yard at home, tried to flick it out looking in the car wing miror and it kinda vanished round behind my eye. this was one of the most uncomfortable things i have ever experienced, 3 hours later it rolled around the front and the missus managed to flick it out for me.
it was a couple of weeks ago now so the chances of it laying a million eggs in the back of my head and me turning into jeff goldblum are getting slimmer by the day
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stew-b":1ibiuxh1 said:thought i was on a different forum for a second lol
Yeah, quite disappointed with no daaarty pix!!
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swallowed a big ball bearing once. had some fun with magnets on the belly en route to the grand emergence.
a massive bumble bee once hit smack in the middle of my eye when doing 30mph delivering pizza's when I was 16.
It was coming the other way at a rate of knots so the combined impact on my eyeball must've been approaching 50mph.
Believe me, your eyeball can flex like a trampoline - and it hurts bad
a massive bumble bee once hit smack in the middle of my eye when doing 30mph delivering pizza's when I was 16.
It was coming the other way at a rate of knots so the combined impact on my eyeball must've been approaching 50mph.
Believe me, your eyeball can flex like a trampoline - and it hurts bad
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