Estate agent talk

[JustKev]

Recruitment Consultant: see pimp.

 

[tintin40]

Recruitment Consultant: see pimp.

Perhaps she could find me a new job I'm 42 tomorrow is it too late for a job change.

 

[BoyBurning]

Recruitment Consultant: see pimp.

Perhaps she could find me a new job I'm 42 tomorrow is it too late for a job change.

Gigolo, Tony?

 

[pete_mcc]

difficult age that: too old to be a rent boy, too young to be a wino

 

[tintin40]

Sh*t let me ride off a cliff. Theirs no hope

 

[BoyBurning]

difficult age that: too old to be a rent boy, too young to be a wino

Never too young to be a wino kid.

 

[tintin40]

Well don't 'wine' much but i'm certainly a 'grumpy old' git

 

[crankhead]

Estate agents! Lol.. I live in a block of 36 flats (for my sins) and a few are up for sale. One of these nonses, who has three flats on his book, recently cut me up in his (you guessed it) nu-style mini, then gave me the hand sign.

Unfortunately for Mr Fat Git estate agent, every time he shows someone round the flats now, on goes the stereo with a bit of Iron Maiden cranked up loud and i sit out the front with an empty can of lager, burping and generally acting like a tramp.

The flats are still for sale. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[tintin40]

Estate agents! Lol.. I live in a block of 36 flats (for my sins) and a few are up for sale. One of these nonses, who has three flats on his book, recently cut me up in his (you guessed it) nu-style mini, then gave me the hand sign.

Unfortunately for Mr Fat Git estate agent, every time he shows someone round the flats now, on goes the stereo with a bit of Iron Maiden cranked up loud and i sit out the front with an empty can of lager, burping and generally acting like a tramp.

The flats are still for sale. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

 

[crankhead]

Just for the book - i'm not sayin all estate agents are gits, just this particular one.

He promised his missus a diamond ring for xmas. Now it's lookin like cubic zircona. Lol :cry: